marauders4evr:
bitchapalooza:
synstylae:
azirafuck:
first shot we get of crowley in s3 is set to queen’s somebody to love and as it starts with “each morning i get up and die a little / can barely stand on my feet” we see him literally getting out of bed (been sleeping for months) and bump into countless bottles of wine scattered on the floor. he looks around looking for a half-full bottle and starts drinking again.
doorbell rings. multiple times.
he drags himself to the door and opens it as the song says “somebody to love”. it stops abruptly and turns to complete silence as we see aziraphale at the door holding an infant (baby jesus 2.0) looking like he just ran a marathon.
I’M OBSESSED WITH THIS CONCEPT & THESE TAGS
I couldn’t stop thinking about this and had to write it out on my walk home from work, bombarded my friends with it on discord and I’m still thinking about 😭
I see this all and I raise you: Instead of the montage showing a long passage of time wherein Aziraphale burns out, the flashback scene shows him getting off the elevator, walking forward, grabbing Baby Jesus 2.0 from Saraqael (who is balancing the almighty child of light on their wheelchair armrest), spinning on his heel, and walking back into the elevator before the doors even have time to close.
(We still have the first scene with Crowley, Queen, and wine. An alarmed Aziraphale looks at the sheer amount of bottles and says, “Oh, dear, I know time passes differently in Heaven than it does on Earth. I was Up There for a few seconds but how many weeks have passed? How many months? How long’s it been?” Crowley thinks about it for a moment before drunkenly guessing, “Twelve hours?”)
